Lemmings!

Nu am mai prea avut chestii interesante de scris – știți voi, nine-to-fiver. Nimic palpitant. Dimineața mers la lucru, seara venit acasă și un film sau somn. Rutină. Și de aia poza asta m-a amuzat tare:

Sper că știți jocurile din seria Lemmings că dacă nu nu are farmec.

De pe net

De pe net (/b/ mai exact):

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

Cyanide and Happiness x 3

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Plants vs. Zombies

Nota 10 meseriașilor de la PopCap Games. Fără să mai amintesc de Zuma, Mummy Maze și alte nebunii, după ce mi-am mâncat câteva săptămâni cu Peggle vara trecută, am descoperit acum Plants vs. Zombies, cel mai tare tower defense ever.

Zombie vor să eat your brains și tu te aperi plantând tot felul de flori, fructe și legume ca fasolea care trage cu boabe, cireșele care explodează sau dovleceii care strivesc zombies când aceștia se apropie. E bestial jocul.

Fotbal

Mor de râs. Apropo de reclama asta, pe care am văzut-o mai demult:

Astăzi am dat de asta pe failblog:

Ouă

Later edit: Nu, nu sunt ouăle mele

Noutăți

Aveam de gând să scriu o poveste foarte interesant astăzi. Mega-interesantă. Uber-interesantă. Dar e 1 aprilie așa că oricum nu m-ați crede.

În altă ordine de idei, se știe că primăvara se anunță majoritatea noilor produse software, așa că astăzi mă voi rezuma la a prezenta câteva noutăți din lumea IT:

Opera Labs introduce revoluționara tehnologie Face Gestures. Cine mai are nevoie de mouse?

Apare Alpine Legend pentru Xbox. Guitar Hero is out. Alpine Legend is in.

Google lansează Autopilot, prima aplicație pe noua platformă CADIE.

Buddhist Colony

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Reclame

Că tot am scris de vreo două marketing fail. De data asta marketing win. Cică Blackberry takes a shot at Apple:

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