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12 January 2012

V-am spus că ascult muzică country la radio. Ei bine cred că am dat de cea mai cretină melodie pe care am auzit-o vreodată:

Bine, e clar că nu se vrea serioasă, dar totuși, să reușești să ajungi la radio cu o melodie ca asta este o performanță.

Versurile, în caz că nu înțelegeți accentul de redneck:

Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass

A red solo cup is cheap and disposable
And in 14 years they are decomposable
And unlike my home they are not foreclosable
Freddie-Mac can kiss my ass woo

Red solo cup I fill you up
Lets have a party lets have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party

Now I really love how you’re easy to stack
But I really hate how you’re easy to crack
Cuz when beer runs down the front of my back
Well that my friends is quite yucky

But I have to admit the ladies get smitten
Admiring how sharply my first name is written
On you with a sharpie when I get to hittin’
on them to help me get lucky

Red solo cup I fill you up
Lets have a party lets have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party

Now I’ve seen you in blue and I’ve seen you in yellow
But only you in red will do for this fellow
Cuz you are the Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom

Red solo cup you’re more than just plastic
You’re more than amazing you’re more than fantastic
And believe me when i’m not the least bit sarcastic
when i look at you and say:

“Red solo cup, you’re not just a cup. You’re my, you’re my friend. (life long) Thank you, for being my friend.

Red solo cup I fill you up
Lets have a party lets have a party
I love you red solo cup I lift you up
Proceed to party proceed to party

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